Death

Death is when you die on earth. Depending on the god you believe or no god at all can change what happens to what you believe is the after life. Some go to heaven, some go to hell, some go to the vallhala. The thing is you'll never know if your god is real or fake if you believe in salvation, dinning with the gods and Odin himself, Or darkness. You live once, unless you belive in reincarnation. You live once so take chances, don't be afraid of rejection, you learn from everything that happens in your life, be a good human being. Help others. It can be terrifying to think there's nothing after death but what if there is. What if after you die on earth your with all your pasted loved ones and more. Have a good life, live the life you want to live. Remember you live once so use your life wisely.

Child: what if there is not god? What if there's nothing but the darkness like in a cave.

Parents: believe

Child: but what if after death there is no life. There is no god. We're just dead.....

by Itsamebobvy August 21, 2025

Golden death

When someone dies emotionally from heartbreak but rises again, having learned that to love another is also to love oneself, they heal beautifully.
In other words

It means heartbreak that teaches you to live yourself (self-love)

After a terrible heartbreak, she experienced a golden death that made her realize her life is beautiful.
He went through a golden death

by PreciousDee September 13, 2025

Total Hohol Death

The advocation of all Ukrainians to die, often abbreviated as "THD". used by extremist putinists

Kill hohols. Behead hohols. Roundhouse kick a hohol into the concrete. Slam dunk a hohol baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy ukrainians. Defecate in a hohols food. Launch hohols into the sun. Stir fry hohols in a wok. Toss hohols into active volcanoes. Urinate into a hohols gas tank. Judo throw hohols into a wood chipper. Total hohol death.

by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025

Armenian Death Mask

The art of putting plastic wrap over your partners face, unloading diarrhea on it and then waiting until it hardens to create their likeness in the form of an excrement.

"Honey, grab the plastic wrap. I just had some six Crunchwrap Supremes and it's time for the annual Armenian Death Mask."

by Jarpasaurus September 30, 2025

The Death Timer

Oh no Mik what happened!? And what's that Chris said about remission? This is clearly God's punishment for thumbing your nose at my gift. There is no other way of interpreting this.

Hym "Oh no! It looks like the death timer is about to run out! Dammit Jordan, I told you you needed to hurry the fuck up! You missed Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can. You missed Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 2. I'm working on Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can 3 but it looks like my neighbor is horny so I'm might have to fucking clean it soon... THIS... IS A TRAVESTY! An absolute travesty! And now I won't get to do the retribution game! Jesus Christ! I blame all of you for this. If the death timer expires before he is brought before me, no one will be spare. PRIORITY 1! This is the most important thing!"

by Hym Iam October 5, 2025

Mylo Death

(gay slang) The loss of a mylo's androgyny as a result of getting voted out.

mylo was very scared of a mylo death

by clawrence040 October 9, 2025

Major Ego Death

Major Ego Death (MDE) is when someone's ego collapses so hard, it can no longer repair itself.

Bob had a Major Ego Death after posting on r/RoastMe. Talk about no self respect.

by Bloobdy October 10, 2025