Death

A lethal, uncurable, disease that needs a various amount of time to kill you. Can be caused by being shot, falling from a high hieght, and many more. lets hope a cure is found soon

person 1: bro my mom just died of death person 2: dam that sucks bro

by puzzler3015, liker of blons November 21, 2022

Death

Relief. Or pain. You don't get to pick, as you have about as much choice in this as you did life.

"Wh-what!!!! I'm fucking dead?"
"Urrrr-yes?? Godammit Jerry you should be there at this by now"
"HAHAHA, FINNALLY, THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH IN MY GRASP"
"ohshit-"

by WormSINajar November 14, 2023

college death

Friends who know will let you pass in peace and others who don't understand will try to save you with partying but you must persevere, whatever that means. You're reborn when winter break happens though.

I haven't seen my sister in months. I asked if she wanted to come to my birthday party and she said she had to work on a literature review. I think she has college death.

by slavetoascreen November 3, 2020

Dyslexia Death

The untimely death of someone caused by an individual not being able to interpret numbers and letters correctly.

The numbers for the address on the no-knock warrant were switched around due to the undiagnosed dyslexia of the data entry phase, which caused the death of an innocent person when law enforcement entered the wrong house thus Dyslexia Death

by Kptn Sky June 13, 2024

Death cowboy

Someone who rides the line between life and death, sometimes switching between the two repeatedly.

"your alive after that!? Damn, you go death cowboy."

by IceUnderWater March 28, 2024

canned death

an unwashed pocket pussy

I found canned death in my parents room

by ad0lfhitler September 21, 2017

The Second Death

the Second death is where all life on earth will end soon and it's already been decided on judgement day recently by ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL Who created planet earth and all life on it. it's no way to stop it or undo it base on everything everyone already did. the best you can do is enjoy the little life you have left , doing all the stuff you can do now. loving your partner. having sex, eating good food every day. whatever it takes to enjoy this before the Eternal After life....where divine punishment starts forever. base on the deeds you did all your life to everyone in the world for your own personal gain.

The second death was mention long ago way before any of us was born. no clue how many days, months, years are left.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 15, 2022