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Father: People play games with you in America.
Mother: Facts
Father: I just Bairre to know the game and not have to play it. Ever.
by HeartofX August 18, 2025
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bait plate

when one tries to attract a mate by posting food pics of dishes they’ve cooked
Tom: yes I’m going out with Susan again
George: where are you taking her?
Tom: this high end joint owned by some famous chef
George: is this the one who keeps fishing for a man posting the bait plate pics on her insta?
Tom: yeah man, I’m gonna treat it right and lock it in, Susan gonna be my wife and feed me like a pig the rest of my life
by All good names are taken August 21, 2025
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Baizuo

Báizuǒ, short for báirén zuǒpài, literally meaning “white left,” is a Chinese pejorative equivalent to “woke.”

It describes a Western person, often naive and hypocritical, who campaigns for peace and equality in a childish manner to feel morally superior. Baizuo abhors solutions and objective truth, which he describes as offensive, racist, hateful, etc.

Baizuo is obsessed with themes like ecology, anti-racism, the LGBTQIA+ movement, feminism, and helping immigrants and foreigners. They position themselves as saviors, relying on victims to exist. They infantilize black people, Arabs, and immigrants and surround themselves with self-victimizers to be able to play savior and vigilante.

Every victim needs a persecutor, and the Baizuo needs a scapegoat to blame for the world’s ills, especially non-leftist white men, especially financially comfortable ones, and especially non-queer ones. Conversely, the Baizuo are extremely racist towards the races they use for their political stance if they don’t play their game or play the victims as intended.

Their “progressivism” and political correctness promote the return of outdated values to accommodate their multicultural ideology.

To sum up, Baizuo are modern colonizers. Historically, settlers were left-wing parties who believed in educating indigenous peoples and bringing them back to “true civilization.” Similarly, the Baizuo believe they’re intellectually superior and that you’re a bigot who doesn’t deserve their time.
Person in sociology school, writing his thesis on “Queer slaves in sub-Saharan Africa during the colonial era and their historical impact on Malagasy cinema from 1954 to 1957”.

- Social studies are where Baizuo’s spawn
- You forgot art schools bro
by cptnsmz August 28, 2025
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bairy halls

used whenever you want to stress someone out
hey bro you have two fat plump juicy delectable bairy halls
by gaymanhittingyouballstotheball September 12, 2025
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Baitraging

accepting bait knowig what it is, and still getting angry about it

the Antithesis to Ragebaiting.
i told jeff not to open the scammail, and yet he did anyway, now he is Baitraging.
by Your mailprovider September 26, 2025
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Baitshield

(noun / verb)

Definition:
A person who protects others from wasting their time by revealing the actual content behind an obviously clickbait headline or post. Instead of taking the bait, the Baitshield steps in, summarizes the story, and saves everyone else a click.

Coined, by a Welsh internet user in 2025, this is slang as a mash-up of bait (from “clickbait”) and shield (a protector). The term frames these summarizers as everyday digital heroes who stand guard against algorithmic attention traps.
“That headline was so vague, but luckily a Baitshield dropped the real story in the comments.”

“Don’t click it — I already baitshielded it. It’s just about a celebrity’s haircut.”

“Bless the Baitshields, our unsung heroes of the internet.”
by Manicmig September 27, 2025
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Baitshield

(noun / verb)

A person who protects others from wasting their time by revealing the actual content behind an obviously clickbait headline or post. Instead of taking the bait, the Baitshield steps in, summarizes the story, and saves everyone else a click.

Coined in 2025 internet slang as a mash-up of bait (from “clickbait”) and shield (a protector). The term frames these summarisers as everyday digital heroes who stand guard against algorithmic attention traps.
“That headline was so vague, but luckily a Baitshield dropped the real story in the comments.”

“Don’t click it — I already baitshielded it. It’s just about a celebrity’s haircut.”

“Bless the Baitshields, our unsung heroes of the internet.”
by Manicmig September 27, 2025
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