Baby Oil used as masturbation lube because you no longer have money for good lube. All because your wife talked you into having a baby just about 9 months before she decided that her vagina is some temple you're not worthy of praying in... and who the hell knew diapers were so expensive!!
Dude we never see you anymore, glad you could make it out tonight... *sniff* *sniff* .. Why do you smell like a girl..?
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
Sorry man, its that terrible smell of Johnson's Johnson sauce... It don't wash off
by Thedude78 September 20, 2013
Get the Johnson's Johnson Saucemug. by MyniggaFranky April 22, 2016
Get the nigs saucemug. Sauce usually served up when you get scraped. This sauce tastes like penis, as it is most likely what you were eating when the "scraping" occurred.
OMFG D00D i just C 0 /\/\ /* |_ 3 + 3 |_ */ (completely) SCRAPED THIS KID SO HARD!!
oh really? I bet his scrape sauce tasted like dick.
oh really? I bet his scrape sauce tasted like dick.
by Mike Cant Read December 18, 2008
Get the Scrape saucemug. by pizzashitfacefuzzlefuck March 25, 2017
Get the Condom Saucemug. Sauce ketchup (also written as "sauce catch-up" or "sauce catchup") is the art of keeping you and your homies up to date on which sauce you like and exchanging good sauce with each other.
Not to be confused with actual sauce, the sauce as referred to here most often means the original source of NSFW content.
Not to be confused with actual sauce, the sauce as referred to here most often means the original source of NSFW content.
*After exchanging sauce*
A: It's important to share and make sure everyone's still on board you know?
B: So like a sauce ketchup?
A: It's important to share and make sure everyone's still on board you know?
B: So like a sauce ketchup?
by Yarrak Obama February 18, 2025
Get the sauce ketchupmug. NO CHICK FIL A SAUCE
by Poopypants_grandma69 April 30, 2024
Get the chick fil a saucemug. Example
1)
Person 1: "Hey girl, can I have some of your sauce?"
Person 2: "That shits expensive, get your own sauce!"
2)
Person 1: "OMG! So blessed you brought some solar sauce, I forgot mine, I'm so savage." *dabs*
1)
Person 1: "Hey girl, can I have some of your sauce?"
Person 2: "That shits expensive, get your own sauce!"
2)
Person 1: "OMG! So blessed you brought some solar sauce, I forgot mine, I'm so savage." *dabs*
by savagesauce July 31, 2016
Get the Saucemug.