patty top

Top of skull is flat

A patty top is person with a flat head on top
Ex: Being able too balance something on

by Micah is the goat June 25, 2024

Pumpkin Top

The mound of pubis fat that completely engulfs one's genitals when they reach morbid obesity and resembles the dorsal region of the orange gourd. As made famous by American comedian Louis C.K.

"Holy Shit! Did you see that fat bastard on the Rascal? He had the biggest pumpkin top I've ever SEEN!... this week." Yes America, drop the Cheetos and jump on a treadmill you fat fucks.

by RaiderRash09 July 1, 2011

TOP HAT

When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.

E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*

by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023

Hoggy Top

Being a bottom to a Hog/Pig in sexual intercourse

"Hey, do you want to video me doing a Hoggy Top?"

by Myballsarestickyandwhite123 February 21, 2025

Top and a bottom

In a gay or lesbian relationship, there will often be a top and a bottom. The top, is the more out going one when going "it", and the bottom is the shy one.

There is a top and a bottom to a gay relationship

by The lesbo November 30, 2020

Top Baby

A dominant person in sex, who happens to be a baby

Naoki is a top baby, while his girlfriend Yuna is a bottom bitch.

by TaroChiMochi December 29, 2019

Carrot top

A black man that has bleached his hair to orange and is just another bitch

He isn't anything but just another carrot top.

by Thatguysfunny1891 July 16, 2021