Wet by the toilet

When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plop” all hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack

“I hate being wet by the toilet”

by Labradoodle 2190 November 04, 2023

Wet thigh fart

When the lover you have sits on your lap and lets out a fucken juicy one making your leg all warm and disgusting

Babe why the fuck did you "wet thigh fart" on my leg?!

by MajesticZero August 22, 2015

wet his ass

Killed or shot some one

Man I just wet his ass up at the store now he on the news.

by Sugarspiceanseverythingnice May 10, 2022

Wet Monkey Knuckle

A milf with a camel toe and a hairy ass bush

She's got a very wet monkey knuckle.

by boner_garage33 December 05, 2023

wet mitten

When someone's boring and makes no impression they're a real wet mitten.

Wow, that guy is a wet mitten alright.

by MrsMittens January 30, 2017

Wet shiatsu

When you have sex while sitting in a massage chair.

I broke my massage chair when I got my first wet shiatsu.

by Bigwetone January 15, 2018

wet poo

You wet poo means someone is smelly stick burger and is a poo fart

Johnny is a wet poo

by BigLadConnor September 08, 2022