Milk

The excuse Dad's make to disappear for the rest of your life and may or may not come back

Dad: "Kids I'm going to buy some Milk!"
Kids: "Ok Dad!"
(19 years later)
Dad: *comes home with Milk* "I got the Milk Kids!"
Kids: "Liar"

by I ate your chicken nugget January 2, 2020

Milk

A white liquid in which your Dad went to get but he left for 17 years

My Dad went to get Milk but he has not come back.

by xXel_papa_de_los_PollitosXx January 27, 2020

Columbian Milk Mustache

The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.

"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Milk

Jope Yamoyamo is playing roblox, username JopeAdoptme123 password, April64

I like milk

by milkisgood4u August 19, 2022

Milk Jug Titties

Massive boobies you would want to put your face in between. They range from DDD to F in size.

That busty voluptuous woman over has real Milk Jug Titties!

by WordProvocateur November 21, 2023

Milk

What your dad went to get when he never came back...

Dad: I'm going to get some milk for the baby!

Son 7 years later: How come you have never told me or mentioned my dad?
Mom: Your father went to get the "Milk"...

by y0urfr1endlyNe1gb0rh00dSp1der April 14, 2020

Milked

,kicked ass, like nothing,sucked me dry

She milked me,I just milked him,

by FlailCity97 August 16, 2023