Urban Dictionary: Definitions by xXel_papa_de_los

Cum Shaman

A man who is able to make shapes and geometrical drawings on a girls body using his semen (Preferably while still in the process of ejaculation)

that bitch just made a fucking rectangular prism on my girls ass, that fucking cum shaman

A white liquid in which your Dad went to get but he left for 17 years

My Dad went to get Milk but he has not come back.

The unkown person who is brought up in conversations normally followed by the question "who's joe?" At that point the asker of joe has fucked up

Watch out for joe!

Who's how?

JOE MAMA

A legendary artifact only held by gods such as shaggy, Barry B. bensen, and shrek.

Some legendary items are unicorns horn, a leprichon's pot of gold, and the ultimate N-word pass