shit in the milk

To be disappointed in oneself about having made a stupid mistake. English version of the Spanish saying: "Me cago en la leche".

"I shit in the milk! I forgot the keys at home."

by Kaderschaufel September 30, 2023

LED milk

Long Expiration Date

-Are you drinking the milk you bought last month? >_>
-Chillax, it`s LED milk.
-LED?
-Long Expiration Date milk, dummy.

by Midnighthunter May 30, 2015

mermaid milk

when your special friend gives u the mermaid milk.

white liquid deprived from a hector injector

oh baby let me have your mermaid milk ;)

by BaTsEyHB February 19, 2018

that’s milk

The cool kids’ way of saying “that’s cool” or “that’s the shit”. Derived from the Spanish phrase “es la leche”, and adopted into English by a high school Spanish students across America.

Joey: Keanu Reeves released his own line of designer sunglasses!!

Jim: yooo that’s milk.

by CranPineappleJuice September 11, 2020

spaghettio milk

milk with spaghettio sauce and noodles in it

can i have some spaghettio milk?

by yourmommegagay June 14, 2020

Flicking milk

Doing excessive amounts of black tar heroine

“Jeffery blacked out last night, he was flicking milk too much!”

by DoctorMorbius,Michaelthethird June 2, 2022

Milk

The white liquid that escapes a cows udder and is then bottled for our children’s enjoyment. Some people prefer the the chocolate or strawberry variety, and some Trollops decide they don’t actually like it. Can be pronounced as melk if milk feels uncomfortable. This is socially acceptable.

Tommy stop drinking that milk/melk or you will crap your pants later!

by Kkgingin October 18, 2022