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(adj) a cross between "ghetto" and "retro". Used to describe something both old and of ghetto quality. Often consists of large amounts of duct/masking tape. Rust, tears, rot, and/or ancient stains abound. Not cool enough to be "vintage".
Big Ned: "Duude, did you see that hobo's cardboard box? That thing's ghetro."

Lil' Ned: "Yeah, well, yo' momma is ghetro."

Big Ned: "YO' momma!"

Hobo: *picks up box and some change-of-address forms*
ghetro by grammarnazi August 25, 2004

ghettopoly 

ghettopoly by Dangar October 24, 2003

gheto foshetto 

Something that is ghetto and foolish at the same time...the ghettoest of ghetto
That shirt u got there is ghetoo foshetto!!!
gheto foshetto by anonymous October 8, 2004
a long skinny penis. derived from the word spaghetti!!!

damn that lassoed me with his ghetty! omf geez! i almost choked!
ghetty by annnthonniii September 4, 2006

ghettoblaster 

the act of pissing in a girls ass.
No one expects the ghettoblaster!

She wouldn't let him give her the shocker, so he unleashed the ghettoblaster.
ghettoblaster by [root] January 18, 2007

Ghettosmurf 

A man/boy of small stature, who claims and represent his hood the best way he can, with bakbone and a spine. He never let others insult him or his neighbourhood, even though he is small.
Person A: "Have you met that dude, DCSZ?" Person B: "Yeah, I met him at the basketball-court last week, I told him that he had to grow at least twenty inches to play with us, so he broke my nose!" Person A: "I told you! That guy's a real Ghettosmurf!"
Ghettosmurf by Lucartive April 16, 2009