jashan's chocolates

The hard circular poop that comes out when you are constipated. It resembles the shit of a rabbit.

Yeah man I'm so constipated all I could shit out was jashan's chocolates

by lekshuu October 10, 2019

hershey's milk chocolate with almonds

goddamn im boutta bust

i think about hershey's milk chocolate with almonds while i touch myself

by Ethan_is_cool April 5, 2021

california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock

I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"

by Tiantberry May 30, 2014

Chocolate donut

Chocolate donut is a less common way to describe an Afro-American woman's reproductive organs. May also be used in context to one's anus.

"Damn, i'm so fired up that i could even tap a chocolate donut."
-"Didn't know you're into hood girls"

by Kofel9781 March 28, 2025

Chocolate WaveRunner

The title one is bestowed when he performs anal sex on an extremely obese woman. The woman is often immobile, or a few Taco Bell party packs away from being immobile. Due to poor diet feces is impossible to avoid with this variety of anal sex.

Irvan: You see that sexy beast on the scooter in the cookie isle? She's a total anal slut.
Darren: You're a mother fucking Chocolate WaveRunner. Damn, I want your life.

by DuffersDer July 3, 2019

Chocolate dinosaur

It's when your fucking a bitch in the ass and then u pull out and your girlfriend starts sucking your dick

Dude it was awsome I totally got the chocolate dinosaur last night

by Coaltrain666 September 19, 2022

Chocolate bandit mask

It's when you dip your balls in hot chocolate And drip the hot chocolate on your partner's eyes from your balls

I was heat up some chocolate last night and I decided to give my wife a chocolate bandit mask

by Chappie sack for 06 November 23, 2019