wet willie

when you stick your tongue directly in someone’s ear

Betsy gave her sister, Lottie, a wet willie. It was very wet.

by bethjade April 28, 2021

Grabbing a wet can

Grabbing a wet can means to be getting nowhere with what you're doing. It is putting effort into something meaningless, that has no purpose behind it, and no positive outcome.

"What are you doing?"
"Texting my toxic ex to get back together"
"Dude, stop. You're just grabbing a wet can."

by Astro333 May 18, 2023

wet jumper

Someone’s jumpshot (in basketball) is so saucy that the net starts dripping with moisture

Bill Nye has such a wet jumper that all the ladies came to watch him play against Johnny Depp

by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019

Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.

Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...

by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024

Wet $20

When you offer someone $20 for a striptease involving cold water. But the twenty must be able to stick onto their wet nipples.

Upon leaving the bar, I was offered a Wet $20.

by Koho23 August 28, 2018

Wet legs

Derogatory nickname for somebody that wets themselves/has urinary incontinence.

{typically used by school children}

* "Hey, look! There's wet legs."
* "I'm not sitting next to wet legs."
* "Remember wet legs from school?"

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Wet spaghetti

A person that typically can't handle being criticized or insulted & cries easily.

OR
An individual that you want to throw against a wall & beat the shit out of.

Me: Ugh, Shehzeen is effing wet spaghetti

T: Didn't we agree her nickname was diarrhea stain??

by P1nx__ December 4, 2023