the big two

In the hot dog world, hot dog enthusiasts refer to ketchup & mustard as the "big two".

"What would you like on your dog?"
"Raw... No wait! The big two!"

by nortydud October 25, 2015

timmy two wheels

someone that is very hard working, talented, and blessed. If you meet this man, you are very lucky. He is good at almost everything, and will make your wish comes true.

Guy 1: Who is that handsome young man over there?

Guy 2: Oh, are you talking about timmy two wheels?

by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024

Tinder Rule of Two

This term is a universal rule of probability. The rule states that whenever there is a picture on a dating app that contains two girls, with one of them being significantly more attractive than the other, the person whose profile you're swiping is the less attractive of the two.

When I saw Isabella pictures on Tinder I got excited when I thought she was the hot girl on the right....turns out I fell victim to the Tinder Rule of Two.

by Babiyodah September 18, 2023

One two switcheroo

The act of very quickly pulling out of a woman and then slipping it into her ass

I pulled a one two switcheroo on my girlfriend last night, we haven't spoken since

by Og Orange November 20, 2019

Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016

two bagging

When a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over her head, and a bag over your own, just in case her falls off.

Girl so ugly I had to two bag her. - Two bagging.

by Greatestbitch February 6, 2015