Toby day

April 28th is national Toby day, Anyone named Toby can force anyone else to do anything! Don't forget to make sure your Toby is happy on April 28th!

Will : "Now I'm stuck picking leaves off this tree cause Toby told me to"
Amy : "Why listen to Toby?"
Will : "Cause its National Toby day!"

by A secret 😉 April 27, 2022

Babyboy Day

So if you baby gifts you something on fathersday you can gift somezhing back to your babyboy
The date is 23.5 (because it looks nice dont ask)

Hey darling its babyboy day here's your gift<33

by BjSam May 1, 2022

alpaca day

When someone who shits on your bed just well and truly embarrassed themselves by going on like an awkward bitch.

It’s Alpaca day for Amber Turd

by johnnyswife May 5, 2022

koover day

october 1st is national koover day . everyone has to talk to koover and give her lots of money

" oh my god it's koover day ! time to send koov all of my money "

by kooverfan69 September 30, 2022

eminem day

October 17th is eminem day. It is his birthday.

I'm so excited for Eminem Day
October 17th is Eminem Day

by jesse purpleman#5046 October 17, 2022

bby-dais

some next slag who thinks she can navigate around linden realistically she’s just 1/3 of the ket head and that’s all she is for realzeas xx

omg did you see bby-dais
yeah she was with the other ket head lol, they're all absolutely lengerz

by xyra Thompson October 22, 2022

Russian day

The Russian day is a unit of time that is approximately two months.

Many parts of Russia are bathed in sunlight for twenty-four hours a day for over two months, thus saying something took a whole Russian day means it took a very long time, a couple months at least.

We have nintey-percent peroxide, made without vacuum distillation, and it only took a Russian day!

by celery godulus December 30, 2021