Brazilian Sweat-lodge

When your girlfriend walks in on you taking a shower, farts inside, and then holds the curtain down so you can't escape

Alex: I had a rough start to my day
John: Why what happened?
Alex: I was getting ready for work and wife put me in Brazilian Sweat-lodge
John: Damnnn
Alex: Yeah , let's just say I skipped breakfast

by PawlWawl August 14, 2016

Sriracha Swear

A promise made by interlocking your middle fingers like a pinky promise. If one of the people making the promise doesn't keep it, they have to put Sriracha sauce in their eye.

Nancy: I can't believe Sarah fucked my ex! She Sriracha swore she wouldn't!

Riley: This is why you don't make a Sriracha Swear with a hoe.

by ThePseudonymph July 31, 2016

Sriracha Swear

A promise made by interlocking your middle fingers like a pinky promise. If one of the people making the promise doesn't keep it, they have to put Sriracha sauce in their eye.

Nancy: I can't believe Sarah fucked my ex! She Sriracha swore she wouldn't!

Riley: This is why you don't make a Sriracha Swear with a hoe.

by ThePseudonymph July 31, 2016

alaskan sweat bag

Hiking through the Alaskan wilderness and when you begin to get tired and get extremely horny and your partner and yourself get naked and you stretch you sack over his or hers face and fart in their mouth. At the same time since you have been hiking your sweat is dripping on his or hers face

Bro yesterday me and my gf went hiking and I gave her a Alaskan sweat bag it was amazing.

by Butthut May 27, 2016

chaliso sweat

It means "Penis sweat."

George Lopez said don't touch me with Chaliso sweat on your hands.

by Onejimmy May 21, 2016

butt sweat

It's when you have to much coffee in the morning, leading to a substantial salt water flow down low.

Sitting in class, all the coffee I drank in the morning had caught up with me, leading to a dangerous amount of butt sweat, until I realized that I was sitting in a puddle.

by urbandictionaryranoutofnames July 24, 2016

schlong sweater

1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes

1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.

by cutegaynugget November 7, 2016