May 11th

May 11th, National date day. On May 11th, take your friend, bf/gf, crush, or teacher on a date

Ex. You: hey its May 11th let's date
Your date: OMLL YESS AND CUDDLES AFTER??

by 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 CoZen May 10, 2024

mays demise

An asswhole on halo

Mays demise is an asshole because he is shotgun ninja

by Cogyboy April 20, 2018

May 22

May 22, national send a soapy booty pic to your partner day.

It's may 22, so I'm going to ask my partner for a soapy booty pic.

by Bigusdickus.com May 22, 2023

May 31

Kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day

Y/n: guess what today is?
Your bf / gf: whatt??
Y/n: it’s may 31 which means you have to kiss me!!🙇🏻 ♀️

by jackiessfeet May 28, 2022

May 26

National Make Your Girlfriend Cum Day

Carla: it’s may 26 th you know what that means
Fred: …..ohhh okay get your ass over here right now 🫦

by Mascras555@ May 25, 2023

May 27

Today is the most amazing person’s birthday! If you are Zach Herron happy birthday

Today is May 27!

by ilovemymans August 15, 2021

May 18

Nation send a tiddy picture day

Hey it's May 18th
What?
National send a titty pic day

by P1xo_di3d May 18, 2024