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stands for Jesus Christ Insert Testicals in Sex sike naw.
by PedoPolice23 June 19, 2021
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Jesus

My friend who has the same initials as Jesus Christ
My friend is Jesus reincarnated
by catsimp May 7, 2021
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Black Jesus Cult

A cult for black jesus, participated in non racist acts and ran by Sid and jimmathy
Boy: black Jesus cult
Girl:the cult
Boy: bitch lasagne
by Budmouth6969 February 5, 2019
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Jesus School

A school that prays a unessecary excessive amount of times a day. You spend so much money on school but it still manages to be broke
John asked his mom “ My school needs $50 from each student” mom then replies “why?” And John quickly says “wth mom it’s going broke”. Mom says “ oop that sounds like Jesus School “
by Urtletheturtle August 4, 2018
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Jesus Jammer

Someone who tries to cram a fresh load of unwanted religion down your throat.
Keith: You should get in touch with God, Kenneth.
Kenneth the Athiest: What a jesus jammer...
by somedude149 May 13, 2014
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Fortnite Jesus

Some one who clutches up a game of Fortnite after their teammates dead
Omg your so good you must be Fortnite Jesus
by The real pope not fake trust December 16, 2023
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Jesus

John: Why are you always talking about gaben dude.
Me: What gaben..... Oh you mean Jesus.
John: You are sick dude.

By Miramón aka mijamon.
by Elmija December 2, 2017
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