Jesus

This man right here is the most loving God that never leaves you even you have many problems and he cares to you even you don't believe in him he still loves you so if you no ones loves you think about Jesus that loves you forever.

Jesus will never leave me.

by Hydedas February 5, 2022

3 pointer jesus

someone who knows their Jesus even when they ballin on the court

man look at him being a 3 pointer jesus!

by AyyyePappi101 August 3, 2017

jesus

the son of god

person1: i believe in jesus

by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022

Jesus

Our God is an awesome God.
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God.

Chaos%: *Spawn Extreme Griefer Jesus*
Person2: *sings Jesus song*

by EmilyChi March 13, 2022

Jesus Bumper

someone who presses their religion on you, especially catholicism. They make reference to their religion and justify everything behind their religion in a conversation.

ex:
man: This woman came to to my house today to try and convert me, bro.

Friend: Bitch was a Jesus Bumper, yo.

by cutup3 July 21, 2014

The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.

Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!

Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.

VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023

jesus fooq

Can’t say Fuck in school so we say Jesus fooq

Jesus fooqing Christ!

by Shortcock November 27, 2018