Chocolate Blowgun

When a girl puts chocolate in her mouth, then proceeds to give a blowjob, leaving the penis coated in chocolate.

Yeah, dude, Sarah gave me that Chocolate Blowgun last night. It was pitch black after that

by SirGoonsAlot April 6, 2025

Chocolate Dipped Cherries

For one's self to dip their testicles into their partner's anus.

Dude, I just got chocolate dipped cherries form that girl.

by vweinerschnitsle September 12, 2014

chocolate

tasty

do u want some chocolate ?

by Cotteneyedjoe July 21, 2019

A box of chocolates

When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice dookie in the chamber, removed the lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your feet where your ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a pot

I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth stall from the end.

by Hugh’s Jassle December 25, 2022

Chocolate Dream

When someone likes to wear skidmarks on their underwear or sit in shitty underwear.

Woah! Did you know that Avery is living the chocolate dream right now?

by isa☆ November 11, 2022

chocolate lollipop

when you insert a lollipop into a womans asshole and then eat the lollipop

we did the chocolate lollipop last night. tasted awful tho.

by lincummaster October 13, 2021

Chocolate Robbery

The act of stealing someones extrements before they drop into the water.

1: I was just trying to take a shit, but there was no splash. Weird.
2: DId you hear it drop or see it flush?
1: No
2: Well then, it was a Chocolate Robbery.

by LilGanja1337 February 8, 2024