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boner

Good job boner! -Dani
by nickyagami123 September 23, 2022
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boner

dude 1: i got a boner
dude 2: why did you got a boner?
dude 1: look there is a sexy girl
by mewsem October 21, 2022
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bobergy (TM) (R)

Bob Ross energy, created by the Youtuber Jazza.
"I feel like I am obtaining bobergy (TM) (R)"
by LNorth November 6, 2022
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Boner

Divining rod for evil
"I know she was faulty as soon as I got a boner,. Can't have beauty n sanity in the same package."
by MuttLukk November 16, 2022
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Boner

What you have when you stare at your male friend in class and dream about rubbing his dick against yours. You want him to pin you to the wall and pull down your pants, penetrating you as you moan breathlessly into the wall. You want another girl you see to strip and suck your dick tenderly as you deep throat your friend’s dick, using your hands to feel his smooth tender skin. You then penetrate the girl as he penetrates you, fiddling with her tits and even when everyone cums all over each other you continue, sucking each other dry. Thats when you have a boner in class and disappear during break to the toilet to jerk off for the rest of break to a photo of your friend in your phone, and spend the rest of the lesson rubbing your dick slightly till you are dismissed and go to a mcdonalds with your friend to ambush him in the toilet with your dick out while he is pissing and penetrate him, getting piss all over you and also fellatio-ing him against the bathroom wall.
Hot Gabriel : look at Kean, I really want him to dominate me in bed

Tristan:(reaches out and grabs gabriels dick) Looks like you’ve got a boner mate, wanna rub it off?

Gabriel: Yeah but only if we can do it where people can see us

Tristan: How about I humiliate you in public then?

Gabriel: Yes daddy

Tristan: Suck me harder you little whore
by Horny SWC bottom November 28, 2022
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Boner cemetery

Dude, did you watch that boring risk management seminar? What a boner cemetery.
by hl friendly December 8, 2022
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boner slab

a strip club for guys ;)
"hey we should go to the Boner Slab and get some meat ;)"
by watermtunes January 2, 2023
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