oh shit

An expression used often by people when they notice they screwed something up. Normally used with the word "Fuck" in the same sentence.

Oh Shit! I totally Fucked that up!

by The iRan February 9, 2009

Shit Bra

Stretching skid-marked men's briefs over wife/girlfriend's pillow without her consent or knowledge and covering up the dirty deed with her pillow case.

"Dude. You won't believe this shit. Old gal wouldn't give it up last night so I slipped a Shit Bra on her pillow for time released pay back!

"Oh man. I couldn't get my girl to fall for smellin' my poopy finger anymore so I wiped my ass with my undies and spread those sharted Calvin's over her pillow!"

by Alfonso Muzan March 17, 2010

Shit Lock

A piece of doo doo placed on a personal object to deter theft.

"The thief was deterred when he smelled the stench of my shit lock."

"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"

"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."

"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."

by Circus Freak January 9, 2010

Shit cycle

The specific time within a 24-hour intestinal cycle in which one has to take a dump. Similar to the body's greater circadian rhythm, but specific to the bowels distinct time of excreting.

Ever since I started staying up later, my body has shifted its shit cycle to end around 2am.

by pfffffffffft August 14, 2009

shit humper

a gay fag, who has fagot ass but sex with his but buddy. The fagot humps the shit of the other fagot, its fucked up.

look at that kid over there with tight pants i bet he is a shit humper

by famousegrenade April 6, 2010

shit war

putting your ass up against another person's ass and both of you taking a shit at the same time and trying to push the shit into the other person's asshole

my mom and my sister were having a shit war in the living room and you could smell the shit

by j griff January 22, 2011

shit filter

The mental attitude of saying what one is thinking without the worry of repercussion. An unintended statement or action resulting in one or more people being offended. A mental handicap resulting in the exact thought becoming verbalized.

"Holy fuck dude take a shower, you smell!!" "dude mind your shit filter"

"That chick has no shit filter...she says everything we're thinking."

"If it wasn't for his lack of a shit filter, he would have nailed that broad!"

by wise941 June 1, 2011