New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 27, 2015

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good old casserole

good old casserole is when you wake up from a one night stand (often a homosexual fling and your straight) and you eat our body weight in some classic casserole to forget

Jeffery: i had a good old casserole last night man
jim: did you sleep with tom again?

by iSwEaRtOjEsUsFuCkInGsAtSn May 12, 2016

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old feeding hole

Your belly button.

Get your finger out my old feeding hole.

by Savage patch kid April 10, 2017

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ye old fuckwagon

When presenting the word fuckwagon to others and emphasizing it in an old English way. Usually done to those you dislike making yourself seem sarcastic.

"Look over there."

"Ah yes, ye old fuckwagon is coming over."

by postinspector June 29, 2018

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Old Yeller

A sports dad who is never happy with the performance of the officials, the other team, his own coach, or his own kid, and makes sure everyone around him knows it.

Is it wrong to wish that Old Yeller behind us would meet the same fate as the dog in the book?

by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019

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