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sick widow

when a lady has a faget son who likes to get it up the ass
by jasssson July 29, 2006
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Mystery-wind

The unexplainable, but rather enjoyable rush of wind that is emitted up the stairwells leading to the subway system.
1. Yes! I've been looking forward to this Mystery-wind all day!

2. Bob- Come on! Let's take the subway!
Jim- What's wrong with you, man? The store's just around the corner.
Bob- I just want a dose of Mystery-wind.
by Frank Nelson and his brother Jake September 16, 2008
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Poppins Wind

Wind so strong it makes old ladies with umbrellas fly away.
Dude that mothafuckin poppins wind blew away my hat!!11!!11!!
by CokeHead Fred December 24, 2008
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Bong Wind

When one pushes down the top of a Gravity Bong back into it's watery source and air produced by this pressure is shot at you and contains the smell of many bowl packs.
"When Matt pushed down the top I got hit with a wave of Bong Wind!"
by Bwianator January 9, 2008
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The Wind Chamber

see also dutch oven A deadly cavern of toxic gas, generated by the repeated release of farts from ones arse under the duvet
Girlfriend ' you can get to f**k if you think Im getting into the wind chamber with you, it's a cavern of evil in there you sweaty egg blender '
by PBC January 17, 2008
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Alcoholic Widow

The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.
"My husband passed away a month ago"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"
by The ZmAc March 7, 2009
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merry widow

1. When a dude ejaculates on a chick's face and then kills himself.
2. A corset-like undergarment meant to slim the waist.
1. A Man 1: I gave this bitch a merry widow
Man 2: No you didn't dipshit -- you wouldn't be talking to me.

B. Woman 1 (smiling): My husband died last night
Woman 2: Oh I am so sorry to hear that! Your skin is drying out btw.
Woman 1: Oh he gave me a merry widow, tee hee!

2. I am shopping Victoria's Secret and can't choose between a merry widow and a babydoll.
by tankthongg September 27, 2008
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