shit fly

1. A small fly with triangular wings that crawls out of drains in the bathroom and breeds in septic systems.
2. A greenbottle fly of the kind that frequents fecal deposits.

I know it's a pretty color, but it's still a shit fly!

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Deep Shit

1. Listening to or looking at comments on Vsauce and being in that sort of trance of being mind-blown.

2. A very philosophical topic, talking about why the universe exists, why we are alive, what (if any) is the purpose to life, what kind of life (if any) is there in the universe, Etc.

Dude #1 "I just started watching Vsauce, and there is some really Deep Shit they talk about there"
Dude #2 "Yeah, you should try reading the comments below their video, It's like an aftershock of Deep Shit."

by HTBdafuq June 19, 2016

shotgun shit

when gas builds up in your ass and you have to shit, when you go to take the shit, you sit down on the toilet seat and the gas that was built up in your ass shoots the shit all over the toilet.

OH FUCK, i couldn't make it to the toilet so i shotgun shited all over the back wall.

by d to the rizake September 24, 2006

shit lip

Is a person who has a thin mustache on his upper lip looking somewhat like a dirty sanchez.

Marcel has a REALLY bad shit lip.

by vickie June 8, 2004

Shit Stick

A shit so big, that when pinched off, slaps the back of your ball sack.

I had to give my balls a thorough rinsin after that SHIT STICK

by andravian February 27, 2011

Worth Shit

- This saying can be used in a positive or negative way, to compliment or insult a person/place/thing/ etc...

Positive meaning:
Guy 1- Man, this guy's dancing skills is seriously worth shit.
Guy 2- Yeah man, he's going places.

Negative meaning:
Guy 1- Like my car? I got it just last week.
Guy 2- Haha, man...this car ain't worth shit.

Sarcastic:
Guy 1- This antique will be worth thousands of dollars in years to come.
Guy 2- Yeah man...it'll be worth some serious shit...really.

by mojo86 May 30, 2006

shit tornado

An uncomfortable situation resulting in embarrassment.

I felt the condom fall off in his hand I knew the officer would be upset, it was a shit tornado.

by sergio georgini February 9, 2005