Sewer rats

Unlike a solo ratchet the sewer rat tends to be multiple. You never see them just hear them, unless you are what they want to prey on. They stay in the dark and/or like hoodies. They seem to only be a problem for couples. They all have a habit of distracting one to keep you wondering if you really just seen that. While the other is getting promise's of sex and ideas of money and power. When these ugly creatures are around it's not as obvious as you would think so if at any time you think "is my partner really getting a hand job in the same room as me?" The answer is you probably have a sewer rat problem.

Jim: Where is Jack? haven't really seen him around.
John: He's been playing in the gutters and the sewer rats sunk their teeth in.
Jim: poor Jill does she know?
John: she thinks she's going crazy and no one has the heart to tell her it's sewer rats.
Jim: that's fatal! Their relationship will never last now! I call dibs on her!
John: aren't you just a sewer rat in the making.

by puffin tuffnstuff June 7, 2023

E-rat

when you call someone a rat via e-mail

Guy 1: "Jesus, John is such a little rat, he probably sleeps in cheese!"

Guy 2: "I know, i'm gonna send him an E-rat as soon as I get home...."

by tillyjr November 20, 2009

alameda trash rats

So basically the alameda trash rats are kids who live in alameda. Sometimes they go to Bayfarm parties. Notice how they’re never invited to Oakland parties??

Bob: hey wanna come to the BayFarm party with me?

Bill: Nah man, i heard a bunch of alameda trash rats are there

by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022

Hard Rat Sausage

A really Narly loking boner. something no one should have to witness.

What is that?
Oh its just my Hard Rat Sausage.

by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019

Rat

a way of calling somebody fake.

John was a rat because he snitched

by Savage-Dixon February 25, 2019

Rat recession

A disruption that has occured every 12 years since Generation Z began, starting just before the year of the rat each time.

These Generation Z folks have been taught that taking orders is right and questioning them is wrong, so as long as they don't wake up and fight with the rest of us, nobody will have much job security in the future, including them. Every time there is another rat recession, they will lose their illusion of any rights they thought they had for the past years before that.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

rat shark

A girl/guy that likes you eat and or tongue someone anus.

"I rat sharked my friends brother."

by cubtbuster69 May 4, 2018