flexi-straight

Being predominately straight, but less specific as the urgency to get off increases. Being attracted exclusively to the opposite sex, but flexible as to which gender can participate in getting one off.

He needed to cum, but his regular girls weren't available, so, being flexi-straight, it didn't matter if the nearest willing orifice was a guy or a girl.

by Nostrovio January 31, 2024

reverse straight

five consecutive cards in a poker hand of any suit that includes a K, A, 2, and two other cards in the sequence, i.e Q, K, A, 2, 3. While any half-way sober people at cards night would know that this isn’t a real poker hand, some drunk guy might think he won the pot with this trash.

Bam! Reverse straight, bitches! Rake those chips over here!

by BuellBoy May 3, 2024

Buffalo Straight Jacket

When a woman is wearing her bra, and the cups are moved to over her eyes. The straps then create a straight jacket effect. The male takes his dick and mouth fucks her.

It’s date night, want to try the Buffalo straight jacket tonight?

by Liljohnson69 May 31, 2024

Neo-Straight

One who only dates the opposite sex but enjoys casual intimacy with the same sex.

I love my partner and I'm not worried about him hooking up with guys, he's neo-straight.

by Coach Plump Daddy July 3, 2024

Super Straight

A subspecies of the newly discovered "Complete Jackass" creature. They are extremely transphobic and homophobic towards every other living creature besides themselves. A few notable behaviors that indicates that a Super Straight believes you are part of the LGBTQ+ community and do not like you are them ignoring you, being hostile towards you, pretending to be injured and calling other Complete Jackasses over, and rarely attempting to initiate a physical fight. Though they are somehow capable of speaking human languages and understanding human languages, they are unable to solve the most basic puzzles and complete the most basic non-survival related tasks. A group of Super Straights, or just Complete Jackasses in general, is known as a Complaint.

Zoo Tour Guide: And here, we have the Complete Jackasses.
Crowd of Zoo Visitors: (Various noises of disgust and hatred)
Random Super Straight: HELP! THAT MAN'S ATTACKING ME! AAAGHH! (Pretending to be severely injured)
Complaint: (Various angry noises and threats)
Zoo Tour Guide: Moving on..

by abnormaldude July 5, 2024

Team straight 👇

A term used by 7 year old self proclaimed sigma males

iPad kid: Team straight 👇
Any sane person: Shut the fuck up

by BnuuyTheLoser July 30, 2024

Progressively Straight

Progressively Straight
/Pro-gre-siv-ly/ /Stray-ate/
adjectives

1. A Straight Heterosexual Man or Woman who finds out that they had Sex with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person) and accepts the fact they are technically Bisexual but, they prefer to be Heterosexual (Straight) and their ok with being in a relationship with a Trans-person or Hermaphrodite (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, or a Worm Person).

Progressively Straight
noun and adjective

"A Straight, White, Cisgender, Heteronormative, Homophobe, Patriarchy, WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) Man who Fucks Trannys, Trans-women, Hermaphrodites (Fae, Nymph, Caenorhabditis Elegans, Worm Person), and Deep Throats their Dicks but, identifies as a Straight Man."

“You Phoque-n Lion Breeder!”

(You Seal Lion Breeder!)

by Nobody 🖤 January 4, 2025