Rolled

To be slow, or extremely uncompetitive in sprinting/distance events. Basically, your times are shitty and you will NOT be making it to the next level

Can occasionally be used in the context of jumping and field (shotput, javelin, etc) events, but is not common

"I can't even lie little buddy right there rolled asf"

"Fuck I'm so rolled I need to lock in for the off-season"

by amenoma January 5, 2025

Fruit Roll Up

A friend that has an obsession with bead bracelets and hot chocolate

"My best friend is bethany Thomas"
"Oh you mean a fruit roll up?"
"Yeah!"

by rvrmn.vs September 21, 2021

roll it

someone inviting you smoke

friend 1: let’s go roll it
friend 2: omw

by sexymutha September 16, 2020

roll out the red carpet

laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining

Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night

by alfredhopper March 23, 2022

shake rattle and roll

sex position / a position in which one partner is shaken up and becomes dizzy and rolled out into a pancake position and go monkey bananas on them

me and emma tried the shake rattle and roll last night and it was AWESOME!!!

by cnsjsbneenwnw April 7, 2023

360 tootsie roll

A sexual maneuver in where the participants assume the 69 position and then proceed to rotate on the Y axis 360 degrees.

Man: I 360 tootsie rolled my girl last night
Other Man: I've heard that drives the girls wild.

by keifchief November 28, 2018

Sage-roll

When you put a bundle of sage in your partners anal cavity and attempt to cleanse your partners chakra and soul.

I'm gonna Sage-roll you so hard, your gonna have a hard time seeing through your third eye -Chad

by Demon duuuuddddeeee April 23, 2020