poo mitt

A poo mitt is a temporary glove composed of toilet paper and used as a deuce lowering device, decreasing splash down so that toilet neighbours can’t gauge your work by sound

“My girlfriend was brushing her teeth whilst I was on the loo so I had to make a sneaky poo mitt”

by WhoShotJR? January 29, 2023

Poo

When someone need to go to the potty

I need to do a poo

by Poooooopands June 3, 2020

patrisha poo

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pussyly patrisha poo

by big gay icecream November 8, 2020

Nigga Poo

When a big black man with ABMS pulls down his pants/shorts and/or underwear then proceeds to poo off the edge off a building, out a window, or from some other indecent place.

I was walking down fifth and main when a big black nigga got nude and decided to pull a nigga poo.

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! May 3, 2024

Residu-poo

The bowel movement that shockingly reappears in the toilet bowl after an initial disappearance with a full flush

Ashley was shocked at the slow reemergence of the residu-poo and grabbed the plunger in defiance.

by Scooped October 11, 2009

Poo In My Shoe

An expression used to express dismay

Person 1:Mate i've got to go and walk my fish
Person 2:For Fucks sake! Poo in my shoe!

by goongangginggan August 24, 2022

real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.

Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!

by bitchuck September 13, 2024