freya bird

freya bird is an awesome guitarist, overall very swag and cool she is good at football and has a best friend tara law

freya bird is a great friend

by tlaw994 October 31, 2020

Wounded Bird Syndrome

When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.

Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.

by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023

Dirt bird

A disgusting vile woman who shouldnt be touched with a ten foot pole. Who does unspeakable heinous things on nights out

Eg what Cathy did on her 18th birthday makes her a dirt bird

by Fathyisadirtbird March 2, 2025

bird bender

When you and another person stay up all night or several nights blinding birds(pheasants), with the help of a substance.

I haven't even been to bed yet, been on a bird bender, putting on those blinders.

by AG2Pheasantz June 10, 2021

bird

Government drones from Germany used to spy on people to start another uprising in WW3.
No seriously,
B) We
I) Are
R) Watching

D) You

"I just saw a bird stare into my window."
"oh that's just the German government watching you :)"

by IGotResearch <3 April 7, 2022

Lush Bird

Northern English slang for a women with aesthetically pleasing features, often larger than normal breasticles and bodacious derrière.

"Oi, you fucking what! You've got a face like a slapped arse but you have a well lush bird. Might just have to nick'er from ya, ya posh fuck."

by ChillTFO July 24, 2016

when the bird goes walking

when the situation dramatically changes

Wow i'm the best make sure to subscribe to my youtube channel lmao xd lol rofl
when the bird goes walking

Also puht8o is the best potato

by diggorypip586 May 15, 2022