Wet Leg

Verb

To blow off a show or musical act at the very last minute because it’s a weeknight, you just laid down on the bed, and you just don’t have the energy to rally.

I’d rather go out and have dinner with y’all before the show, if I don’t, I fear I’ll “wet leg” it again.

by BGR-Mn November 15, 2023

Ok wet

“Ok cool” or “okie dokie”
Acknowledging something is going to happen

Girl 1: I’ll let you know what’s happening when I get my schedule
Girl 2: ok wet

by IreneAlrinAkenna December 10, 2018

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

by Someone awesome June 27, 2016

Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.

I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!

by StupidGood March 30, 2024

Wet Andy

A wet Andy is similar to a wet willy but the finger goes in the victims nose.

"God damnit, Steve gave me a wet Andy."

by Wet Andy April 5, 2015

Greco Wet

Fetch af, everything on fleek.

Specifically used in the circles of marine biologists to define the effectiveness of a current data set.

That halibut sample is Greco wet

by Schmeagler April 3, 2022

Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025