Ava Rule

This rule states that a person using this rule must take a bath every day, if they are to miss their bath then it would be dangerous for everyone around them. If you know anyone like this do NOT let them miss a single bath or it could be the death of you. One very important notice, this rule does NOT apply to men or boys. It’s not gender specific because I say, that’s just the nature of the rule.

Boy1: She takes a bath like every day man.

Boy2: She must follow that Ava Rule man.

Oh man that girl must have missed their bath... we should get out of here.

by SirInfoTheBrave January 23, 2018

Rule 35

Rule 35: "If the song exist there's a gay version of it"

Person 1: Hey wanna watch some rule 35
Person 2: no wtf is it porn
Person 1: Nah it's just some funny shit
Person 1 : *Shows Blueberry Gaygo*
Person 1 and 2:LMAO

by MrRetard609 October 27, 2020

Rule

Yeah, she (my mother) took that one and ran to that bank with it didn't she? Bet you're enjoying that aren't you, ya smug, pretentious, clown?

Hym "I how up to work and everyone I see knows who I am and what I'm about. You can't shame me, fraud. That's some female shit. The sexual differentiation isn't looking all that substantial right now..."

Iam "Hey, that's actually a pretty apt description of what's happening! About the peace thing I mean...

Hym "I don't care! And that Exodus 90 shit is some cult shit! Super cult shit! This bitch Mikaila isn't IN the cult. She IS the cult! She's like the Smallville girl! That's how they work, man. They lure you to their jungle compound. Everything seems chill at first but then they start shaving your head. Uh oh! You're the chosen one. And now you're chained up in the 'room of ethereal healing' and Mikhaila is pouring candle wax on your chest. You wake up the next morning and BOOM! you're in a wickerman. There are bees everywhere. They light the statue on fire."

Iam *sigh* "The rule..."

Hym "Ah, yes. And that's what conservatives are known for... 'being likeable.' I would say conservative parenting has an inverse correlation with rearing kids who adopt this conservative ideology. Every devote atheist, every lispy queer, they all seem to have the same backstory. Conservative religious parents. You know the one. I'm just speculating (mind you). Looks like another example of conservatives creating their own problems. And when I spoke about the narcissistic machiavellians I talking about the parent types."

by Hym Iam December 22, 2022

The 3 Rules Of The Shop

If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼

- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲

- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.

If you were a Sigma male, you would know The 3 Rules Of The Shop.

by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022

argument rule

after arguing you guys fuck it out

we finished arguing so we had to do the argument rule.

by lalalallalalllllalala June 10, 2023

Ja Rule

The painful vein hidden inside your anus that occur whenever you fart so loud that you poop out blood whenever you need to take a crap.

Charlie: My poop is coming out red. What's wrong?
The doctor: You have a Ja Rule inside of it and you can possibly die if this continues. You need to take these pills.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 26, 2022

rule 34

when you horny and want to jack off to literally anything, even inflation

kiriko rule 34

(give me link)

by I watched porn since 3rd grade October 14, 2022