rape wand ryan 

Republican Senator Paul Ryan, who has championed the forced vaginal ultrasound bills both locally and nationally. Also the champion of the "let women die" bills.

Romney picked Rape Wand Ryan as his Vice Presidential Running mate! Yay!

rape wand ryan by Fixer66 August 14, 2012

Sam and Ryan

The perfect couple. Shy around each other, but completely adorable together. The fact that they are so head over heels for each other makes them that much cuter.

"OMFG, did you see Sam and Ryan today?!? Holy shit... they are so OTP! I want to see those two kiss..."
"WOW, you really are jealous of them."

Sam and Ryan by Mariah Levine May 26, 2015

fuck ryan 

A typical response an alpha male will get upon someone called Ryan ruining a night out with the lads

Person 1: Hey guys have any of you seen Ryan

Person 2: Fuck Ryan!

fuck ryan by Restless Reaper January 11, 2018

crusty ryan 

when you quickly drive through a drive-thru to lose the cops.

joe, pull a crusty ryan to lose the cops, they're on our tail like flies on poo!

crusty ryan by miraclewhipt December 27, 2007

Doing a ryan 

leaving your bag unattended even though you know it is going to get stolen.

guy to friend:You sure you want to be doing a ryan?

Doing a ryan by moptop39 August 25, 2011

Matthew Ryan Fleming 

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.

"hey matthew ryan fleming wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)

Matthew Ryan Fleming by idcay June 17, 2011

Dan Ryan

A bitch.

When your friends wanna drink, don't be a dan Ryan.

Dan Ryan by Dead homie November 1, 2013