runaway roll

Refers to an inadequately-perforated and/or too-lightweight spool of paper towels or toilet-tissue. When you try to merely tear off a few sheets by giving the end of the roll a moderate yank, the paper does not separate the way you expected, and so the roll just wastefully whizzes off yards and yards all over the place, obliging you to fumingly remove the messily-bunched-up wad from the holder and tediously re-roll the paper inch-by-inch back onto the core again.

I do indeed prefer to purchase the "bargain basement" tissue-paper rolls from the supermarket or department store --- especially if they have a sale on the huge 20-roll "bales" --- but I find that a lot of times they are "runaway rolls"... the company goofed when they punched the rolls' perforations, and so that's largely why they're being sold off so cheaply.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018

Tootsie roll

When one takes their anus flaps and rolls them up. Then covers the roll in a mixture of shit,cum,and horse intestines,then proceeds to slap their grandmother with it.

My grandpa tootsie rolled my grandmother last night and i filmed the whole thing

by InvertedThroatFuck February 28, 2019

Snail roll

When a woman scoots her moist vag across a males body hair.

Man, that chick last nailed snail rolled all over my chest. I had a trail left behind and everything.

by Barsinmaerf March 17, 2019

Rolled

To find out a chick has a boyfriend

I was talking to this really nice chick and than I got rolled

by lil Oxford March 17, 2019

roll and shove

when you have a big penis that you have to roll it up and shove it in your underwear

John’s dick was so big that he had to roll and shove into his speedo.

by penisfacts101 March 18, 2019

let’s roll punch

While you’re swallowing, you punch your neck with your right fist. A Heimlich’s Maneuver you perform on yourself.

I almost died choking on it, but I did a Let’s Roll Punch on myself and came out of it.

by Friar Re December 18, 2018

Roll like an Amear

When you're rolling d20's and all the results you get are below 10

"Wow, I bet our bard is gonna roll like an Amear"

by Big Dice Roller December 20, 2018