Hot pear

A pear which is on fire

Oh no! There's a hot pear over there!

by Renee McYes January 6, 2016

hot fozzie

When you bend over your man with a mascot uniform on and fuck him In the ass with a black strap on penis

You get it hot fozzie analysis sex from your lady

by cozscooter April 11, 2016

hot onion

Just like hot lettuce except with onions, and everyone cries.

This is the prime of my life. I'm hot young and full of hot onion.

by Studmuffindelux July 6, 2019

Hot matuso

Hot matuso is a condition where a man suffers from a period of wide-awakeness/sleepnessless after a post-coital/post masturbatory nap. It can last hours and ruins a good night's sleep.

"I thought you went to bed at 10?"
"Tactical error, mate. Had terrible hot matuso, was up until 3am watching episodes of Deep Space 9"

by Double Sugarplay July 14, 2019

Hot Sloppy

A diarrhea-like poop

Ew, do you smell Will in there? Hes making a hot sloppy.

by Walkira November 10, 2019

Hot Tommy

A delicious hot beverage similar in composition to both a hot toddy and a dark and stormy
The beverage is made by combining the following ingredients:

1 cup boiling ginger tea
1.5 ounces dark rum
2 to 3 teaspoons brown sugar , to taste
2 to 3 teaspoons lime juice, to taste
1 lime twist

A Hot Tommy is a delicious way to end your day.

by Radagast_the_Brown May 8, 2019

Hot aqua

when a bunch of fat old hags bounce around like potatoes in the water whilst being taught by a low life scumbag of a minimum wage instructor.

Old hag: u want to go to a Hot aqua class today

Other potato: ok

by immastaunchucuz May 12, 2019