Dancing Michael Robot is when you lose your sanity after not having a successful orgasm in a while. The term itself derives from the "dance Michael Robot" lyric from Getter Jaani's song "Dance Michael".
Alizée: What has gotten into Rainer? He's been acting so irrational for the past week!
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.
Zazie: He's dancing Michael Robot. He'll recover some time later. He just needs to get the right feeling.
by MissSaikou October 14, 2021
Get the dancing Michael Robotmug. Generally defined as a sex black male. Tends o steal everyones thot bitches but the niggas he steals them from steal think he is a God
Nigga#1: Damn I heard that you and your girl split up
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga
by Nigga cheese bitch November 14, 2018
Get the Michael Barlowmug. Loves Pugs. Plays rust with pug skins. hater of women loves men. fucked 5 dudes in one sitting. only sucks 4.2334inch sized cocks
by bestthroweroutthere October 1, 2023
Get the Michael Horickmug. One of the GOATs of music
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?
Decided to add vanilla to his chocolate ass
His daddy whipped his nigger nose
Did I mention his affection for young boy's cocks?
That's pretty much it. Michael Jackson-A nigga who turned into a chocolate nigga. Who sung and danced really well. And liked boys.
by Mike Oxlong_69 February 29, 2024
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. by Why$$ September 12, 2020
Get the Michael Careymug. Internet and movie star Michael Sofos is an inspiration to many. Known for playing Costa in my Big Fat Greek Wedding 2, Mr. Sofos has since retired and has since taken up dirt biking
by MichaelSofoslover2 May 9, 2022
Get the Michael Sofosmug. Michael's mom sucks angel up with energy drinks at the tip she always blows smoke out her butt she goes to Jackson and blows for the low 😉
by anonymous November 13, 2021
Get the Michael's mommug.