The sexual act in which a woman puts testicals In her eyes (hence safety goggles) and her tongue up an ass hole while the cock is slapped against her forehead. Usually willing but in forced cases see safety sunglasses
aj: did u hear that girl squeal when the got a pearl necklace? logan: ya dude i heard mike gave her some safety goggles too! aj: she had chocolate on her lips, extra eye lashes and a white head band on?!
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"Mom! Can you bring me up a another fire extinguisher ? I just had another Googlegasm."
"Mom! Can you bring me up a another fire extinguisher ? I just had another Googlegasm."
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A smart phone, specifically with an Android OS.
"Hey, why don't you check your Googler for directions?"
"I don't think she's ever used her Googler for a phone call."
"I don't think she's ever used her Googler for a phone call."
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It is used to describe or vent frustration (although often minimal and humorous) toward someone who has not used an Internet search engine before asking a question, often one that when type directly into the search engine will provide the answer.
The etymology comes from the idea of there being a device built into computers that can be activated by a remote user where a cartoonishly large mallet comes out of the side of the computer and comes crashing down toward the non-search engine user's forehead. Google's multicolored logo is on the bottom side of the mallet and thus it will be the last thing they see before being struck, hopefully beating the idea into their subconscious.
It is used to describe or vent frustration (although often minimal and humorous) toward someone who has not used an Internet search engine before asking a question, often one that when type directly into the search engine will provide the answer.
The etymology comes from the idea of there being a device built into computers that can be activated by a remote user where a cartoonishly large mallet comes out of the side of the computer and comes crashing down toward the non-search engine user's forehead. Google's multicolored logo is on the bottom side of the mallet and thus it will be the last thing they see before being struck, hopefully beating the idea into their subconscious.
(exclamation)
> Where was Barack Obama born?
Googlemallet!!
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(verb)
The guy worked at Google. I had to googlemallet him extra hard.
> Where was Barack Obama born?
Googlemallet!!
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(verb)
The guy worked at Google. I had to googlemallet him extra hard.
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