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David

David is the nicest and coolest person in the world with the most obscure collection of physical media. Ask him about anything music related. He is Gaby’s boyfriend and the best boyfriend. Who else would drive 6 hours for just a hug and kiss? He’s a little strange. Happy Valentine’s Day <3
David play some of that James Ferraro
by Gaby J February 8, 2026
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Davidson Busters

Dave and Busters, if it is said by Johnny Oliver
I’m going to Davidson Busters on Monday, guys
by fireflowermoon February 25, 2026
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David Shibley

Teacher: How do you spell gentleman?
David Shibley: G E N T L E M A N
Class: S H I B L E Y
by WorldWarMogSoldier March 18, 2026
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David

Extremely good looking
Amazing hair
Can be a massive dick.
I fucking hate you, but I also miss you like a bitch.
Girl 1: ooo he's hot
Girl 2: I know. he's David
by Abcdefg, MK March 22, 2026
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David

Where is my ball? I’m running out on the road
There is a car, and it is going to hit me AAAAA
- David
by Marker000 May 24, 2025
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David

Someone whose knee bleeds everywhere they go. Whose knee will never heal. Someone whose knee will always permeate pain. Pins and needles of pain. Rotting wound
I hope David's knee gets worse and festers more.
by Pop Handler June 3, 2025
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David Jurado

Look at that David Jurado over there! Yeah he has no friends
by i am not seen. June 12, 2025
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