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sophisticated crack head

sophisticated crack head- is a woman that was a morbidly obese person, that receives bariatric surgery, she becomes petite, very cute and physically attractive.
Wow! How much weight have you lose? You remind me of a sophisticated crack head!
by drteebro April 13, 2021
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happy-crack

The strong natural high made of happiness and enjoyment. Induced by people, objects, sounds, things you see or like, and/or how you want to/do feel. Giving the rush of spontaneity and attracting excitement. Typically presenting enthusiasm over small things because you are so ‘high’ you don’t care how small. Usually includes the urge to move around and a LOT of laughing.
“This song is my happy-crack.”
You are my happy-crack.”
I’m on my happy-crack.”
by #non-existantwords June 21, 2021
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infinity crack

The continuous nature of a woman’s butt crack to the front crack. Contrasted by the abrupt end of a man’s crack by the taint.
My underwear was all up in my infinity crack at work today.
by P00bags June 30, 2021
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ass crack of egypt

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt
by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021
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Chuff crack

The inner lining of the chuff
Dereck likes his chuff crack caressed
by Chuff August 15, 2021
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Chuff crack

The inner lining of your shfincter
Derrick please will you make my raging chuff crack throb tonight
by Chuff August 15, 2021
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the crack is 90

When your in the pub having a good time.
CrackheadHow much is crack”
Drunk man “The crack is 90”
by David Egan 2021 September 14, 2021
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