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Anal blender

A term used for when you insert various foods inside your asshole, plug a vibrator in and put it on the highest setting, thus effectively blending the food.
My uncle said I'd better behave or else he'll turn me into an anal blender.
by MillionIQBaby January 10, 2023
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anal prober

That weird mate that pokes your butthole
Daquan: Mary is such an anal prober
Sarah: I know right she kept trying to poke my butthole, I think she's a low key alien
by nipplebladez August 21, 2016
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anal doughnut

when you go to morning fresh bakery and ask for a jelly doughnut and a guy scratches his ass after jonny shited on his dick and makes the jelly doughnut.
bro u want to go try that new anal doughnut?
by bearfred February 20, 2019
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Ape shit Anal

So let’s just put it as this. We all know the definition of ape shit. It obviously isn’t a literal expression. But in this case it is. So basically this means an ape shitting in a womens ass hole... or a guy 😏
Ohhhh fuck.. harambay ur shit feels so good in my ass hole ur really doing ape shit anal.
by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 19, 2021
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Anal Flick

When you flick someones exposed asshole.
Brandon threw the bar of soap on the shower floor. As his wife went to pick it up he gave her an overpowering anal flick which stunned her, but yet turned her on. She then said MMMMMmmmmmm, got out of the shower and went to bed.
by Joshictionary September 20, 2018
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Anal

Its when you are having an affair with someone and you stick your horse meat chalupa inside of their fucking asshole and proceed to go at it.Ik its actually fucking disgusting and the men that participate in anal most likely have crabs if they dont wash their balls well
Gary:Imma stick my shlong in your anal hole
Cindy:Ok daddy
by Sasugay uchiha May 2, 2021
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anal perish

when a black man destroys a young white womans hole so bad that it perishes.
damn that dude navarone just made her ass explode, anal perish
by alalalaokokokok May 14, 2011
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