Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021

True Anal

True Anal is a genre or sub genre of porn online and the acts involve anal to oral sex, the man has anal sex, and the woman sucks for penis and repeat. In some cases a man has anal sex with a woman and puts it in a mouth of another woman, sometimes it can be anal and oral sex with any amount of men and women

Pervert: True Anal is special
Watches a video
Woman 1: I want sex
Man: Ok then
Inserts penis in her anus
Woman moans
Man pulls out
Woman 1 sucks penis
Watches new video
Woman 1: I want sex
Man: Ok then
Inserts penis in her anus
Woman moans
Man pulls out
Woman 2 sucks penis

by GrayStation25 August 12, 2023

anal blitzkreig

Ramming that bitch harder and faster than the London bombings in WWII. Hitler's tactics used on a female's anal canal.

Damn, that anal blitzkreig left her in cinders if you know what I mean. ;)

by NiggaFromTheSwampAssRegion May 27, 2017

anal budha

When ones ass has been conquered so many times by the folks in the land, and they are considered the bestest of all in blackhole sink diving.

Yo homedog meat nugget, I was ass sanding this asian cock popsicle and she was the motha fuckin anal budha!

by The Original Madcow June 29, 2009

anal mannequin

A life size doll made specifically for anal pleasure

Yo dog i just bought an anal mannequin 2000

by Gigady Foo mcskeeter September 22, 2016

Anal Boxing

The act of repetitively punching someone in the rectum; until you fist enters the anal cavity

Did you hear Billy and Rhett did some Anal Boxing last night.

by Mr Viper November 8, 2017

Anal Rupture

One day, oh just a normal day! Then? BOOM! POP POP! WAIT WHAT! OH NO MY ASS IS RIPPED OUT, I GOTTA GO TOO THE DOC. I SHOULDA LISTENED TOO THE WIFE AND TOOK THE CORKSCREW OUTTA MY ASS! AND NOW I HAVE ANAL RUPTURE! GODDAMNIT MAN!

You feel a massive drop and pop in your ass, aKa, A Anal Rupture, and honestly, theres nothing too do… your screwed. Don’t mind the pun, but its quite truthful
WHY MAN WHY ME? WHY DID I HAVE TOO BLOW UP LITERALLY! IDK WHAT TOO DO I MEAN MY ANAL HAD A RUPTURE, A RIPOUT IF YOY MUST!

by Blownbell66 November 15, 2022