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Banana Jizzmus

Put the vodka away, this is a staff meeting, not a frat party. I will not tolerate this banana jizzmus here.
by meswmi October 30, 2012
mugGet the Banana Jizzmusmug.

BANANAISM

When you bring home a bunch of fresh bananas, and a few days later they are rotten with fruit Flys everywhere, because you forgot to eat them.
Honey, we have a horrible case if Bananaism. Just look at all the rotten bananas and I'm being attacked by fruit Flies, WE FORGOT TO EAT THE BANANAS!
by Quirop-x August 10, 2024
mugGet the BANANAISMmug.

Banana Man

A small stuffed doll with a yellow hoodie and what appear to be giant dick legs that can be placed around the office or home in order to surprise your friends
by TurkeySandwich December 6, 2022
mugGet the Banana Manmug.

banana rabies

When you have ADD/ADHD and your meds wear off
Susan must be experiencing banana rabies right now because she's off her rocker. I love it.
by Susan_Dweeb98 November 20, 2016
mugGet the banana rabiesmug.

Banana Pegshake

When a dominant woman puts a banana in her boyfriend's ass, pours milk on him and then demands him to twerk.
Girl 1: Me and my boyfriend felt like our sex life was getting dull so we tried the Banana Pegshake in bed.

Girl 2: Oh lucky! My boyfriend wont let me get near his ass.
by anonymous October 29, 2020
mugGet the Banana Pegshakemug.

Banana

You are a fucking retard for looking this up. Bananas are for eating not pleasure.
CLARE HOW COULD YOU!!! I was going to eat the banana for desert.
by Fuckherrightinthepussy6969 January 11, 2017
mugGet the Bananamug.

melted banana

n. caused by naomi costa gag; not to be confused with minted like banans
my milkshake gave him a melted banana
by naomi March 25, 2005
mugGet the melted bananamug.

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