Urban Dictionary

a sight where every single godamn definition includes gross sexual references and content. Half the writers are just 12 year old boys looking for a laugh and half the users are just horny teenaged boys looking up sexual innuendos so they can get off to the definitions. It was initially a good idea in 1999 when it was created by Aaron Peckham to keep up on slang, but the horny dumbass users decided to fuck it up so here we are.

Me: Hm, Urban Dictionary? I wonder what that is...*types into search bar*
Cookie: a woman's pussy
Me: gross...*types in another*
Greek: Anal sex
Me: Jesus Christ...
Sticky Buns: masturbating on a woman's ass
Herbal essences: The act of ripping open your girl's ass and pouring shampoo mixed with cum down the middle
Coconut: when a girl rides a dick and spells out coconut on it
Bush: pubic hair

Me:
Still me:
Me contemplating my existence:
Me: why Aaron Peckham why

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021

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A more inapropriate dictionary made for millenials.

Young guy"hey gramps want to add to the urban dictionary" what"

by Codyx December 30, 2018

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Urban Dictionary

A place that was originally meant for learning the meaning of social media slang, but was turned into a shitshow where "eDgY" boys and men always use slurs and will not shut the hell up about White Girls and Starbucks.

Timmy: I always wondered what would happen if people took the meaning of words and changed them around to make them seem edgy.

Tommy: That already exists, Timmy. It's called Urban Dictionary.

by superbowserfan64 July 30, 2022

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