Roid Ass

When you only work our your gluts when under the influence of steroids. Tends to result in constipation from muscle density.

After my Gym session, I have a real case of Roid Ass right now.

by UltimateUniverse March 15, 2017

ass furnace

When one has severe constipation then goes to taco bell and eats a fiery hot double decker taco thus resulting in the build up a steaming hot turd inside your rectal cavity.

I shouldn't of eatin that taco bell today since im constipated, now i have a steamy ass furnace and might shart my britches like a british bitch.

by Freeze040506 February 8, 2009

Fuck ass

A kid who can never get shit right even after you explain it to him over and over again usually compared to that faggot in your Chem class

God damn it jimmy you are such a fuck ass

by Average joe March 26, 2016

gamer ass

The act of sitting down for a long period of time and causing your butt to go numb.

Dude I need to stand up, I have a bad case of gamer ass right now and it's starting to hurt.

by MacInToshXX March 18, 2021

ass gnat

Some one who unbeknownst to them is hated by all due to their stupidity, constant ability to be conveniently where you are at any given time, overly available, lacking a personality, a douche, a duck, stage 5 clincher, desperation friends even shun this person. They are like an irritating shadow that just never knows when to go the Fuck home, or die off....even when invited blatantly to do so. This person sucks and is the ass of everyone's joke, the third unwanted wheel and destined to masturbate alone to the sci-fi channel with a pint of cherry Garcia ice cream in their parents house until they are over 40 years old. No one cares, notices or cries when this person dies, disappears or moves away....they celebrate, clap, and smile all day long when this happens. People try to set this person on fire or back over them with vehicles. People's moms are the only friend of an ass gnat. I don't know why but moms love that shit.

Caleb is such a fucking ass gnat, I couldn't get rid if him if I tried.

by Ihateyourfacedaily85 January 22, 2015

Twist Ass

1) A person who is a combination of incredibly pretentious and endlessly obnoxious
2) Some one who rubs you the wrong way

Dude, Max wouldn't stop talking about how he can't wait to move into his dorm and Yale.
Thats annoying
Yeah, and he was doing his rich guy laugh
Ah man what a twist ass

by quitecontent October 7, 2015

ass flap

butt opening on onesie commonly used for easy access

I like to get frisky in my PJ’s so the ass flap is very convenient.

by sluttya$$tay December 31, 2017