hells tits

Term 1- a set of hot ass boobies that look real but then you later find out to be implants.

Term 2- the greater than expression of hell yeah and/or titties.

Term 1-
Zach- man heather has some nice tits man.
Josh- nah she has hells tits.

Term 2-
Nate- I just got done have sex with Rachel.
Ray- hells tits.

by IgetMyUKnow August 31, 2010

You Tits

Not big

How big are you tits?

by Koolkat69420 June 25, 2018

bitch tits

a man that has fucking massive tits

shit, look Stevens got bitch tits, there even bigger than his girlfreinds

by IM JUST A CHICK WITH A DICK November 6, 2012

Pancake tits

What the tits of a defensive female look like.

Asshole chef-Well, since she's defensive about everything, I'm gonna let her thin skin heal and get back to the kitchen where I will actually get something done. Did you get a look at the pancake tits on her?
Chef's friend-Yea, they were funny looking pancake tits, hahahahaha.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

thin tits

The antonym for positive expressions 'heavy' or 'tits'. Used to describe a meager boon.

"Hey did you see the new Hellboy?"
"Thin tits, if you ask me."

by JM_Zen August 28, 2008

Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.

Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'

by Jeff September 12, 2003

Tit to Gut Ratio

a mathematical approximation of a person's physical attractiveness, most often used as a universal index of comparison among women of varied body types. Other uses include analysis of breast growth on overweight men (see manboob) and, rarely, justification for the use of the phrase BBW.

She would be a 2 if her tit to gut ratio wasn't a 3. That big girl's got enough tits to motorboat for hours.

by Big_BB February 24, 2010