moochin ass

When a person decides to use a friend for his or her own personal needs and habbits.

Put that drink up here come mookie moochin ass.

by 2R3AL4Y@L March 8, 2015

Ass-Rabbit

N. A mythical small lagomorph with a fully developed booty for a head, that produces feces in a manner similar to chocolate ice cream.

Man, I tell you I'm terrified of getting a Cleveland Steamroller from an ass-rabbit at night. Way worse than any boogyman.

by DickHeadMcFuck April 4, 2015

ass twinkle

The slight twinkle one acquires in his eye upon viewing "dat ass."

Mike: You checkin' out Shaniqua's booty over there?
Josh: Yeah brah, how'd you know?
Mike: That ass twinkle don't lie.

by FoxTrapz69 April 27, 2015

Ass Contractions

When someone has severe gas or shit pains thay they feel like they are in labor.

Oh man, I can barely walk to the bathroom! These ass contractions are killing me!

by Cazador301 May 22, 2015

glue ass

When your ass is so sweaty/sticky from physical activity that it feels as if glue is in your ass

I was playing football but had to stop because my glue ass was bothering me

by Fish-tickler September 13, 2015

ass-speak

The things you say when you're speaking out of your ass.

This might be ass-speak, but I think if you gently rub your PC while it's working, the static electric charge builds up and supplies extra power to the processor making it run faster.

by The Means of Production September 26, 2015

Twist Ass

1) A person who is a combination of incredibly pretentious and endlessly obnoxious
2) Some one who rubs you the wrong way

Dude, Max wouldn't stop talking about how he can't wait to move into his dorm and Yale.
Thats annoying
Yeah, and he was doing his rich guy laugh
Ah man what a twist ass

by quitecontent October 7, 2015