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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk 

this term is used to describe

1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to so many that even most educated people with a PhD cannot make head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Bear with me. I feel like I just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter

night-marathon 

A series of bad dreams in a single night.
"I slept terribly, as I suffered from a night-marathon."
night-marathon by rickbbiking April 21, 2013

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk 

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter

night twonks 

To "go for night twonks" is to go and smoke marijuana outside, under the stars and the moon during the night time.
Bro 1: "Bro, let's go for night twonks, I'm feeling it right now."
Bro 2: "Totally man," as he grabs his bong.
Bro 3: "Sounds good."
Bro 4: "YES."

The four companions head outside and bike over to a wooded area under the night sky, where they proceed to partake in the intake of drugs, that drug being marijuana.
night twonks by Lizard Seven September 18, 2013

night tap 

The sex you have right before bed
I'd ask her up for a night tap any day
night tap by Feelin' Greek October 31, 2013

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk 

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.
two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.