The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.
by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025
Get the Two on the broom, one in the roommug. .
by Ezcemaja March 8, 2025
Get the 《¤》Two《¤》Hijacked《¤》Packs《¤》Of《¤》Paprika《¤》mug. GOD gave us TWO BALLS most of us or if you are nonreligious evolution evolved TWO BALLS for us to have COURAGE AND NOT BE AN ASSHOLE.
It is INVOLUNTARY CASTRATION.
This includes ASS SHIT.
It is INVOLUNTARY CASTRATION.
This includes ASS SHIT.
It is not TRANSGENDER SHIT ANAL ALAN it is BALLS TWO GO because you are a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE and FLAGRANT SEX MANIAC to the point of untimely EXPOSURE by using PEEPLE.
Hey BALLS TWO GO DICK includes your ANUS CRUNCHER at BUTT FUCKER time PROSTATE GLANDS are no longer part of your ORGASMIC PACKAGE.
Hey BALLS TWO GO DICK includes your ANUS CRUNCHER at BUTT FUCKER time PROSTATE GLANDS are no longer part of your ORGASMIC PACKAGE.
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 14, 2021
Get the BALLS TWO GOmug. When you're tight with your homie
by laddiehickelsen November 1, 2021
Get the two cheeks on a buttmug. If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating
Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"
Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."
Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"
Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."
Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."
Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."
Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"
Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."
Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."
by btcterms March 29, 2023
Get the Two-Inch Rulemug. by 11penny September 26, 2021
Get the Heaven in two little ballsmug. by Arminkshipper April 15, 2025
Get the not got two pennies to rub togethermug.