n. A male over the age of 25 who exhibits two of the following traits: a) Lives with his parents; b) Is employed by or finanically dependent on his parents; c) Has an unusally and awkward relationship with his mother; d) is on all social networking websites; e) works in one of the following professions: Realtor, Developer, "Entrepreneur", Party Planner, Insurance, or Pay Day Loans
The Man Boy told his new girlfriend that he doesn't live with his mommy, his mommy lives with him, fo shizzel!
by Despot Ruler January 15, 2010

by Anthony March 13, 2004

A homosexual man that loves having cocks rammed up his wide arse.
An insult directed towards either gay or straight people, it is well funny!
An insult directed towards either gay or straight people, it is well funny!
by Jonny Weldon January 12, 2004

Sexy Jewish boys I want to have babies with. I love their music. Who else can pull off... "See I walk, a like Jabba da hut, wit style so new y'all be like what?!" They're ultra cool because they can be funny, have good beats, good rhymes, and have a good cause at that same time.
Me: Oh my lord, the beastie boys are HAWT.
Someone stupid: Ewwww. 50 cent is all the rage these days. DAMN! I'd break off a piece of dat!
Me: *Shoots them in the face*
Me: Now you living like 50 cent, BITCH!
Someone stupid: Ewwww. 50 cent is all the rage these days. DAMN! I'd break off a piece of dat!
Me: *Shoots them in the face*
Me: Now you living like 50 cent, BITCH!
by funkfunk April 28, 2006

by NNKSAreGay December 11, 2017

a sensitive creature: highly emotional, and mildly introverted. typically, an emo boy has black hair, worn over his face, 'swooshed' to one side. the hair is worn short in back, but long in front, often covering one eye. wearing either plastic-framed glasses, or an abundance of eye-make-up is expected. tight pants and too small tee-shirts are expected, as well. vain, but self-depreciating, they spend endless time mirror-gazing, admiring themselves, whilst obsessing over minute flaws. skinny, always skinny. never can an emo boy exist, that is not skinny. emo boys are sometimes known to food-graze, eating bits and pieces throughout the day, instead of whole meals. the luckier ones, are known for binge-eating constantly, without gaining weight. after such binge-eating, they might complain of looking fat, knowing that they still look great, and certainly not fat. emo boys, can make great friends, but often get shunned for their stereo-typical whiney behaviour. in truth, an emo boy isn't likely to complain more than anybody else. they simply elaborate more. sulking, is typical, though they are too-often accused of sulking, when they are merely day-dreaming. despite a tendency to drink caffeine-loaded drinks, they might fall asleep, without warning. immersed in their own world, an emo boy will often have a despairing opinion on reality.
random guy: hey, joey..
joey, emo boy: ...
random guy: uhh, hello..?
joey, emo boy: ...
random guy: aww, he is sleeping..
joey, emo boy: ...
random guy: damn, he looks sexy like that..
joey, emo boy: ...
random guy: emo boys are soo cute..!!
*cuddling commences*
joey, emo boy: ...
random guy: uhh, hello..?
joey, emo boy: ...
random guy: aww, he is sleeping..
joey, emo boy: ...
random guy: damn, he looks sexy like that..
joey, emo boy: ...
random guy: emo boys are soo cute..!!
*cuddling commences*
by zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba December 11, 2008

by picklecockhorsetaker January 3, 2014
