Simp

a man who do more to impress his friends that does nothing for him but give the women in his life that care about him less.

Tom went out to eat with his friends but didn’t even ask his woman if she was hungry after being at work all day he is a simp

by RealLifer99 January 31, 2024

SIMP

Sucker idolizing mediocre p*ssy. A man who will do anything, even emasculate himself to get to the innards of a lady without genuinely standards for men or themselves.

If Sandra had standards all her boyfriends wouldn’t be such simps!

by LuneyLefty March 20, 2025

speed simp

One who has a seemingly unhealthy obsession of going as fast as humanly possible.

"Jordan ran the workout too fast."

"That fucking speed simp."

by JordanlsDead December 3, 2020

Simp

Kaitlyn Traber

she’s a simp no cap

by hehshfhshshsjshajsjxj September 13, 2020

Simp

Ancient

Ancient is a simp

by Darkdaog June 30, 2020

alabama simp

owen is a alabama simp over his sister

“i don’t flex to impress my wife” “i’m not a alabama simp

by The teacher April 15, 2020

Social Simp

Someone who lost their sense of dignity long ago. When faced with a cancellation mob trying to destroy their life, take away their job, and ruin their reputation over a trivial matter, something that happened decades ago, or a misinterpretation of something said or done, they grovel and apologize in the hopes that they might appease the mob. These spineless characters beg for forgiveness even though it has yet to prove fruitful in any case.

"Did you hear that Tommy is being canceled because he held the door open for some girls at the mall? Clear case of internalized patriarchy."

"And he apologized for that?! What a feckless social simp."

by Thesbian.Thriller March 4, 2021