Straightism

Is when you bully a straight person and say your gay

Johnny your so gay you should die

Drake: stop being straightism

by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019

Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.

Straights before dates.

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020

Straightfly

A technique used in geometry dash to get through a 1-block tall space bordered by spikes on the top and bottom while in the ship gamemode

That’s a really great straightfly, dude!

by Qazzy52 September 23, 2020

straightupirish

Incredible YouTuber. He makes mainly Skyrim videos, and this absolute MADLAD does Skyrim legendary mode gameplays, each video up to an HOUR+editing! He also does streams. He only gets about 1k views per video, and he works really hard on his videos so please go check him out. Also his mods are douches. I'm looking at you, VID and SAMBO.

Person 1: Straightupirish is an incredible YouTuber!

Person 2: Can't disagree with that, man.

by Dragonborn_Except_Khajiit October 19, 2020

straightsapien

Lil stupid gay shit who is dumb and stinky

You gay
No im a straightsapien your a homosapien

by ReeIsDaName October 22, 2020

straightvein

a term when a man's penis gets hard and erects when aroused by a woman .

I had a straightvein when i saw Arabella

by 4realmike December 5, 2020

straightbending

When an artist or writer alters a character's gender to turn a homosexual relationship into a heterosexual one.

Straightbending makes me uncomfortable. Why not let gays be gays?

by DBZFan102 January 27, 2021